bemusedlybespectacled:

zuviosgemini:

rustandashes:

HOLY FUCK THERE ARE CHILDREN ON HERE!

I need recipes like now.

Recipes:
Peanut Butter & Jelly CupsChocolate Mugs and Vegan Hot ChocolateThe chocolate skulls used to be on Etsy and are no longer available.Triple Chocolate Mousse CakeChocolate Raspberry Pistachio TartletsChocolate Pancake CakeThe chocolates are made in these two ice cube trays.Chocolate-Covered Brownie Ice Cream Sandwich
You’re welcome.
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bemusedlybespectacled:

zuviosgemini:

rustandashes:

HOLY FUCK THERE ARE CHILDREN ON HERE!

I need recipes like now.

Recipes:
Peanut Butter & Jelly CupsChocolate Mugs and Vegan Hot ChocolateThe chocolate skulls used to be on Etsy and are no longer available.Triple Chocolate Mousse CakeChocolate Raspberry Pistachio TartletsChocolate Pancake CakeThe chocolates are made in these two ice cube trays.Chocolate-Covered Brownie Ice Cream Sandwich
You’re welcome.
Zoom Info
bemusedlybespectacled:

zuviosgemini:

rustandashes:

HOLY FUCK THERE ARE CHILDREN ON HERE!

I need recipes like now.

Recipes:
Peanut Butter & Jelly CupsChocolate Mugs and Vegan Hot ChocolateThe chocolate skulls used to be on Etsy and are no longer available.Triple Chocolate Mousse CakeChocolate Raspberry Pistachio TartletsChocolate Pancake CakeThe chocolates are made in these two ice cube trays.Chocolate-Covered Brownie Ice Cream Sandwich
You’re welcome.
Zoom Info
bemusedlybespectacled:

zuviosgemini:

rustandashes:

HOLY FUCK THERE ARE CHILDREN ON HERE!

I need recipes like now.

Recipes:
Peanut Butter & Jelly CupsChocolate Mugs and Vegan Hot ChocolateThe chocolate skulls used to be on Etsy and are no longer available.Triple Chocolate Mousse CakeChocolate Raspberry Pistachio TartletsChocolate Pancake CakeThe chocolates are made in these two ice cube trays.Chocolate-Covered Brownie Ice Cream Sandwich
You’re welcome.
Zoom Info
bemusedlybespectacled:

zuviosgemini:

rustandashes:

HOLY FUCK THERE ARE CHILDREN ON HERE!

I need recipes like now.

Recipes:
Peanut Butter & Jelly CupsChocolate Mugs and Vegan Hot ChocolateThe chocolate skulls used to be on Etsy and are no longer available.Triple Chocolate Mousse CakeChocolate Raspberry Pistachio TartletsChocolate Pancake CakeThe chocolates are made in these two ice cube trays.Chocolate-Covered Brownie Ice Cream Sandwich
You’re welcome.
Zoom Info
bemusedlybespectacled:

zuviosgemini:

rustandashes:

HOLY FUCK THERE ARE CHILDREN ON HERE!

I need recipes like now.

Recipes:
Peanut Butter & Jelly CupsChocolate Mugs and Vegan Hot ChocolateThe chocolate skulls used to be on Etsy and are no longer available.Triple Chocolate Mousse CakeChocolate Raspberry Pistachio TartletsChocolate Pancake CakeThe chocolates are made in these two ice cube trays.Chocolate-Covered Brownie Ice Cream Sandwich
You’re welcome.
Zoom Info
bemusedlybespectacled:

zuviosgemini:

rustandashes:

HOLY FUCK THERE ARE CHILDREN ON HERE!

I need recipes like now.

Recipes:
Peanut Butter & Jelly CupsChocolate Mugs and Vegan Hot ChocolateThe chocolate skulls used to be on Etsy and are no longer available.Triple Chocolate Mousse CakeChocolate Raspberry Pistachio TartletsChocolate Pancake CakeThe chocolates are made in these two ice cube trays.Chocolate-Covered Brownie Ice Cream Sandwich
You’re welcome.
Zoom Info
bemusedlybespectacled:

zuviosgemini:

rustandashes:

HOLY FUCK THERE ARE CHILDREN ON HERE!

I need recipes like now.

Recipes:
Peanut Butter & Jelly CupsChocolate Mugs and Vegan Hot ChocolateThe chocolate skulls used to be on Etsy and are no longer available.Triple Chocolate Mousse CakeChocolate Raspberry Pistachio TartletsChocolate Pancake CakeThe chocolates are made in these two ice cube trays.Chocolate-Covered Brownie Ice Cream Sandwich
You’re welcome.
Zoom Info

bemusedlybespectacled:

zuviosgemini:

rustandashes:

HOLY FUCK THERE ARE CHILDREN ON HERE!

I need recipes like now.

Recipes:

Peanut Butter & Jelly Cups
Chocolate Mugs and Vegan Hot Chocolate
The chocolate skulls used to be on Etsy and are no longer available.
Triple Chocolate Mousse Cake
Chocolate Raspberry Pistachio Tartlets
Chocolate Pancake Cake
The chocolates are made in these two ice cube trays.
Chocolate-Covered Brownie Ice Cream Sandwich

You’re welcome.

ATTENTION ARTISTS:

All you artists out there let me tell you a little story.

My jewish hippy uncle who almost got trapped in a train car when he was in his 20’s because he just decided to jump on a train with some buddies and some cans of beans, is an artist. he paints ducks. Just ducks. 

And he’s been making bank for the last half century off of duck paintings. 

now he lives in san fransico like bob saget in full house with my aunt and they just hang out doing san fransisco stuff and cooking crabs and stuff and he paints.

He made a living ENTIRELY off of duck paintings.

Follow your dreams, kids. Follow your dreams. (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

When my aunt was in college (she’s in her early 60s now so it was probably in the early 1970’s) her college had an earlier curfew for girls than for guys. My aunt confronted the dean about this huge batch of baked bullshit and he replied “we control the men by controlling the women.”

My aunt said, “why dont you just control the men…. BY CONTROLLING THE MEN?”

My aunt = boss ass bitch